“Hit Me with Your Best Shot”, “The Final Countdown”, “We’re Not Gonna Take It” … you know the tunes. All three of ‘em are probably blasting off somebody’s classic rock radio somewhere on this spinning ball as you read this while humming synth riffs softly under your breath so the dude in the next cubical doesn’t hear you reliving your leather clad glory days! Are those devil horns forming between ENTER and the SPACE bar?